June 2012
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I just fucked my girlfriend until she had the...
Cardiovasuclar exercise.
May 2012
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You are all very welcome. I just live-blogged my...
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I had an opspical.
I sticky. OuO!
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I's lickin' an opspical.
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I has an opspical.
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I has an opspical
prettygirlwithahandgrenade:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
So many people you could freak out with this… so many possibilities…
unclegrimace asked: Hey. You looking good in that icon, girl. Why don't back that ass up on a real nigga.
vvithin:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
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Not a cent in my pocket, amphetamines in my...
I AM PREPARED.
Hotel party?
Hotel party. If I don’t OD and/or get arrested, it’s just not a night out.
Well, that sums things up.
Her: What's wrong?
Me: Eh, just a persistent and malignant melancholy, the source of which is before my memory.
Her: Okay
I buy drugs from a man whose legal name is...
That’s how I know you aren’t having as much fun as I am.
ت
The only useful thing I learned while learning the Arabic alphabet was that the letter Taa is a little smiley face. OuO
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What am I doing I need to sleep I keep eating empanadas and thinking about fucking that girl who talks like she’s got something in her mouth
… I am literally doing the same thing. Not being cute, here, exactly that. I had frozen beef empanadas that I microwaved because I have no...